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gayphob1a · 1 year ago

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November 2nd, No Touch/Watching

Steve can do this. All he needs to do is focus on just how annoying Eddie can be, and he can totally do this! There are dirty dishes all over the living room, empty water cups on his bedside table that he never takes to the sink in the morning. The bathroom is a mess of shed hair even though it seems like Eddie never even brushes it, and the sink is full of globs of toothpaste. Steve cleans up after him like a maid, and it’s one of the most annoying things about their relationship. Yet still all he can think about is dressing up in a little french maid costume to tease Eddie into ripping it off of him.

It’s only been a day.

Steve must be an idiot for thinking he could do this. It’s not like they put any money on the bet, or if they had, like Eddie would hold him to it. Since being cut off, Steve has learned his expensive hair products and cologne and even fucking groceries are just that: expensive. Eddie is a saint, putting up with him learning to use coupons and compare the price of things to the ounce to get the best deal just so he can afford his little taste of luxury. Steve will be damned if his parents cause him to lose the one thing he’s ever been known for that he was slightly okay with after high school. He once was and will always be ‘the hair’. Plus, the first time Eddie called him sweetheart was the result of his Sauvage cologne, loudly proclaiming “you smell like a dream, sweetheart!” So, you know, that’s a must.

But maybe, just maybe, if Eddie cracked first, Steve could get out of this whole thing without punishment (because if he’s being honest, he just knows there will be one). Maybe there really is something to the whole french maid costume idea. So Steve does the unthinkable. He dips into his change bowl. He’s been saving up his tips at the little diner he and Robin are working at these days in a little pinch pot Eddie made in a high school pottery class. Eddie tried to throw it away when they were packing up to move into their little apartment, but Steve clutched it close to his chest and said it was too beautifully done, surely a good luck charm. And maybe it was a projection of his subconscious, or maybe customers tipped better when he was happy, but Steve always brought home the most at the end of the night when he gave the pot a little kiss before leaving for his shift.

He has just enough in there for gas and a discounted costume from the Halloween store that's closing down soon in the next town over. Eddie texted to say he’ll be late, so he has plenty of time to make the half hour drive and hope to god there’s some kind of maid outfit left in the women’s section. He knows he’ll go unrecognized, and the employees probably don’t care what he’s buying at all, but he still wears a hat and ducks his head when he’s perusing the aisles. His eye catches exactly what he’s looking for. A short black dress with puffy sleeves and frilly white lace, a white apron that ties around the hips, a little black choker necklace with a bell, and a little headband with a half circle of lacy white fabric.

The cashier gives him a slightly bemused chuckle when he sets the costume on the counter, but rather than let the heat of embarrassment he feels rushing through him surface, he cocks a hip and settles into the familiarity of bitchiness.

“What?” he snaps, when it takes the cashier a beat longer than it should to scan a single item and read out his total.

The guy smirks and shakes his head. “Classic. Do you not recognize me or something? I saw you like a week ago, dude.”

The truth is Steve was refusing to meet his eye since the moment he stepped up to the counter, but now that the guy has said something, Steve recognizes those curls, that slightly boyish face, and, oh fuck. He’s standing in front of Gareth.

“Not a word Emerson.” Steve bites out, but he feels the tinge of red finally hit his cheeks.

“You know this won’t work, right?”

“What do you mean?”

“Dude, I was the one who brought up no nut November in the first place. And your facial expressions are not as subtle as you think they are. I could practically hear your thoughts about it the whole time, and I’m assuming Eddie made a bet with you as soon as you left.”

“Oh. Right. Just don’t tell him?”

Gareth hums noncommittally and tells Steve his total. Steve hands him the cash and awkwardly thanks him before grabbing the costume and running back to his car, lest he miraculously be spotted by anyone else he knows.

The interaction all but dissipates from his mind on the drive home, replaced by scenarios of what Eddie might do to him when he comes home to Steve in this outfit. Bend him over the kitchen counter, rip the lacie panties he’s wearing right off of him and blow his back out to oblivion. Steve’s face heats up in the silence of the drive home. He didn’t bother turning music on, too consumed by his own thoughts. His mind drifts all the way home, without something tangible to lock onto. He’s home before he knows it, rushing up the stairs to the apartment and throwing on the costume without a second’s hesitation. In total, the trip took him a little over an hour, so Eddie should be home any minute.

Steve busies himself pretending to dust Eddie’s minis on the bookshelf in the living room. They’re kept on the top shelf, so even with Steve’s height, he has to stand on his tiptoes to reach. The skirt rides up just over the plush of his thighs and exposes the black lace of his panties just as the front door opens.

“Honeyyy I’m hooome!” Eddie’s voice comes out in a delightful singsong, which fills Steve’s chest with warmth. It’s the same way Eddie always greets him, which, however sweet it may be, he was expecting a little more of a reaction if he’s totally honest.

Steve turns his head, hoping to find at least a smirk on Eddie’s lips. Something that shows he’s acknowledged Steve’s gift, but he’s not standing by the door anymore. His jacket and boots have been kicked off and left haphazardly in the middle of the floor and Eddie is in the kitchen… making himself a snack? Steve grumbles and walks over to the entrance, picking up the mess Eddie’s made in less than a minute, and tucking them away on the shoe rack and coat hook less than a foot away. Walking hurricane, Steve thinks.

Eddie hums a light tune from the kitchen. He hasn’t looked at Steve ONCE and he knows because his own eyes have been boring holes into the side of Eddie’s head since he walked in. Steve follows to the kitchen and does his best to gain Eddie’s attention. Steve grabs an arm and lifts it until he can slide between the counter and Eddie’s chest, their noses touching. Eddie can’t help his smile as he nuzzles Steve’s cheek.

“Hi princess. How was your day?” Sweet. Casual. Not at all what Steve was going for.

“It was fine. I spent the whole day cleaning up after you.”

“Oh really? The whole day, huh?” Eddie kisses the tip of Steve’s nose and goes back to spreading peanut butter across a piece of bread.

“Well, most of the day.” Steve steps out of his orbit now, walking across the kitchen to watch Eddie eat his pb&j. He folds his arms and honest to god pouts.

“Aw, sweetheart. What’s wrong?” Eddie finally looks Steve up and down, only, rather than a reaction, all he gets is level headedness. Eddie knows what’s wrong. Steve knows he does, but he’s pretending nothing is out of the ordinary and for some reason, being ignored is not helping Steve’s desires for this stupid challenge to end.

Steve sighs, maybe a bit heavier than is necessary. “Nothing, Eddie. I’m fine.” His voice comes out shorter than he means it to, but, well, he had harnessed bitchiness just an hour or so earlier with the familiarity of swinging his nailbat, and it’s hard to just tuck that back away. He starts to walk away in a huff, but Eddie’s hand reaches out to stop him. There’s a flicker, just the slightest hint of desire when his eyes shoot up from the crease of Steve’s ass, but he schools his expression back to one of complete control before speaking again.

“I’m sorry sweetheart. Did you get all dressed up for me?”

“Duh.”

“Watch it,” Eddie’s hand snaps up to grip Steve by the chin, shaking him to meet Eddie’s gaze. “Did you really think this would work, Stevie?”

And now, this Steve can play along with. “Think what would work?”

“Honey, you have to know Gareth texted me as soon as you left, right?”

Steve sputters. “W– B– I asked him not to say anything,” he whines.

“And you know what he said to me? Bros before hoes, my sweet.” Eddie laughs at him, then. Really, truly laughs at the face Steve pulls because he really thought he’d gotten away with it.

“‘M not a hoe,” he grumbles, his gaze falling as his cheeks redden in Eddie’s grip.

“Are you sure about that? You drove out of town today just to get yourself a slutty little costume. And all because you thought I would rip it off as soon as I laid eyes on you. I have to admit, it probably would’ve worked had I not been tipped off.”

“I’m going to kill Gareth.”

“Oh, I think he did you a favor, honey. The payoff will be oh so sweet. Just, not right now.” Eddie lets Steve’s face go and pulls a chair away from the dining table. “Right now, I want you to take this chair into the bedroom, facing away from the bed, and sit politely. Don’t. Change.”

Steve’s confusion is evident, but he complies nonetheless, scraping the legs of the chair across the floor as he goes. His nerves alight as he takes his seat, the short skirt riding up so just the lace of his panties press against the cold lacquered wood of the chair. He can hear Eddie shuffling around the kitchen, the sound of his plate clinking down into the sink. Steve briefly thinks he’ll have to clean that up later too, but then he hears the water running. Eddie never does dishes. He’s making him wait. The thought sends a shiver up his spine in tandem to the heat pooling down low in his gut. It feels like there’s a rod in his spine, keeping him sitting up straight, palms down on his thighs. Steve hears footsteps close to the door, but still Eddie doesn’t enter. Instead he walks right past the bedroom to the bathroom. Closing the door and starting the shower.

No. No fucking way. Eddie is not leaving him here half hard in an itchy polyester dress while he takes one of his famous hour long showers. He can’t.

He does.

Or at least, Steve thinks he does. He doesn’t know how long he’s left sitting there, really, because his mind is swimming with the sound of Eddie. He’s humming Corroded Coffin’s originals, the ones Steve knows were written about him, and he can hear the water splashing off of him. Steve has never once been grateful for their thin walls until now. His soft singing is interrupted only occasionally by a little moan as Steve imagines he ghosts over his hard cock. His mouth waters at the thought of it laying hot and heavy on his tongue. His own dick is throbbing painfully at the thought, at the restraint he’s showing, at Eddie’s ruthless teasing.

Finally, finally the water turns off and Eddie comes to their room. The door creaks open slowly and Steve tries to turn his head to take a peek at the towel wrapped low on Eddie’s hips, but he only gets a short glimpse at the obvious bulge and swirling black ink creeping out of the white cloth before fingers snap at him and he’s looking back at the wall. Steve’s skin is crawling, his muscles aching to turn and look, to see the sight of his boyfriend wet and lean and hard. His hands grip into his thighs until he thinks he’ll leave bruises on himself, wants to put his hands on Eddie, bruise Eddie. But he’s a good boy, and there’s a part of him, no matter how bratty, who just wants to please Eddie.

And then he hears it. Those same low moans come more clearly now that there’s no wall separating them and Steve knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that he will not be getting what he wants. He knows Eddie will stay true to his word no matter how he tries to tempt him. In fact, Eddie is playing his own game right back at him, and he’s damn near winning. Because now Steve can hear the slick of his pre sliding up and down the shaft, and he can hear Eddie’s breathing get faster and all the sounds with no ability to touch Eddie, or even himself are making his cock weep against his stomach, sticking out of the lace waistband, red and angry.

“You can look now, sweetheart.” Eddie grunts out between broken moans.

Steve whips around at breakneck speed, tripping over himself to stare hungrily at Eddie laid out and wanting him. As much as Eddie can read Steve, Steve can read him right back, and he can see how badly Eddie wants his mouth on him. The chair tips over and clatters to the ground as Steve scrambles to be by Eddie’s side. A scolding voice stops him before he can get a hand on his boyfriend.

“I said look. Not touch. Behave yourself, princess.”

Steve whines. It comes from somewhere deep in his throat, fueled by desperation that he can’t find any other way to express. Eddie wants him to behave, and he knows he won’t get what he wants, but he still holds out hope that maybe, just maybe, if he does what Eddie says he’ll get what he needs. He lays his head down on the bed next to Eddie’s hip and stares, his eyes crossing with each stroke. Eddie’s hands are large with long fingers that could practically fit Steve’s whole length in his fist. It’s like Steve can feel the ghost of the sensation on his own neglected cock as his eyes track each movement.

Eddie’s fist glides down to the base, his fingertips grazing over his balls. His hands move deliberately slowly, running the tips of his fingers over the vein on the underside until he reaches the tip and squeezes. More pre leaks out and Steve has to physically restrain himself from leaning up to lick it off and swallow him whole.

“Good boy,” Eddie teases, and it’s then that he notices Eddie is watching him just as intently.

Good boy. Good. Steve is good. Eddie’s good boy. All for him.

The praise both helps him stay where he is and causes his dick to jump and strain against his panties. Eddie understands without needing to hear a word from Steve and his breathing picks up, a constant slew of praise falling from his lips.

“You’re so beautiful, sweetheart. So perfect. I can’t believe you went out and bought this just for me. Did you dip into your tip jar for this?”

“Mmhm.” Steve nods, his face rolling in a wet spot on the bed. Oh. He’s drooling.

“Fuck, baby. You’re never going to make it are you?”

“No,” Steve whimpers. He wants to argue, but his filter is long gone now, and all he can do is agree with whatever Eddie says, be his perfect boy. Well, almost perfect. “Please Eddie. Please let me taste you. I need it.”

“Fuck, Stevie,” Eddie groans deep and reaches his free hand out to pull Steve in by the nape of the neck. As soon as his lips attach to the head, his tongue darts out and licks over the head, swirling over the slit until hot cum is flooding his mouth and both of their moans are filling the room in a cacophony of noise. Eddie pants, his eyes burning as he tries to school his expression into something less hungry to swallow Steve whole.

“Come here baby, you did so good for me.”

Steve crawls up on the bed, immediately going to straddle Eddie’s hips, but he’s moved to lay down next to Eddie and he wraps his body around Steve from behind.

“Eddie, wh–”

“I said you did good. That doesn’t mean the bet is off, sweetheart.”

“But, I’m so… Eddie, please.”

Eddie sighs, genuine sympathy in his voice when he says: “Honey, look at me.”

Steve rolls over in Eddie’s arms, trying not to grind his aching dick against Eddie’s hips.

“Do you really want to do this, Stevie? And don’t say yes because you think it’s what I want because trust me, it’s taking everything in me not to fuck you within an inch of your life like this. I mean, fuck, we’re keeping this outfit because I can’t get enough of you.”

Steve considers it for a moment, and while the throbbing between his legs is telling him one thing, his mind is telling him entirely another. This may be torture, this month may just kill him, but that, whatever the fuck that scene was, it was one of the hottest things he’s ever experienced, and if this month promises more of that, it may just be worth it.

“I want to. I really do, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it, Eddie. Please don’t be upset if I can’t.”

“Upset? No, no of course not my love. I’m already so proud of you for keeping it together so far. Listen, why don’t we discuss a new safeword of sorts? Something that’s specific to the bet, so if you really can’t do it, you have a way to let me know, yeah?”

Steve’s heart swells. Eddie is proud of him, and more than anything he wants him to feel good. “Okay, thank you, Eddie. Do you have something in mind?”

Eddie giggles. “Well… I noticed you didn’t really want to use the word ‘nut’ when we talked the other day. What if, when you really want to, you ask me to let you nut, and that’s how I’ll know.”

“Ugh, Eddie, come on.” Steve playfully slaps Eddie’s chest, but the smile on his face is unmistakable.

“What? You don’t like it?”

“No, I don’t like it. So let’s hope I’ll never have to use it.” Steve giggles, shooting Eddie a wink. “Now can you please help me make this go away?”

“Oh. Right.” Eddie says dumbly, as if he could have forgotten Steve’s weeping cock when it’s all he can think about. Eddie helps him out of his dress, gently removing the panties so nothing brushes too overtly against him. He dresses him in boxers and comfortable sweats and lays him back down in the bed, cradling Steve to his chest as he pets his hair and whispers the most boring, mundane things he can think of.

“Eddie, even stories about cars you fixed today are hot in that tone of voice. Read me The Lord of the Dorks or whatever?”

“The Lord of the Rings?” Eddie snorts. “That is blasphemous Steve. The only thing on this planet hotter than Aragorn is you, and that’s marginal at best.”

Steve gasps. “Rude! Boner gone, you don’t even have to get the book now.”

“Too late, Steve. You gave me an inch, I’m taking a mile. We’re absolutely reading Lord of the Rings now.”

Steve exaggerates a pained groan, but he’s more than happy to let Eddie read to him. Even if he doesn’t always understand the complex words and run-on sentences, coming from Eddie’s voice, it may as well be poetry. Steve drifts to sleep in the warm embrace of Eddie and Tolkien, unfinished, yet somehow deeply satisfied.

@steddievember

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #18+ minors dni #steddievember #no nut november #no touch #smut

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multilingual-wannabe · 7 months ago

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french youtube channel recs

POLITICS/CURRENT AFFAIRS/PANELS/GENERAL CULTURE

C Dans L��air various newsy stuff, I like the panel discussions https://www.youtube.com/c/Cdanslairofficiel

Popcorn - panel show general faits divers, skewing a lot younger than some of these others https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnyR4T5qpgOrWGcQU6Jinkw/featured

INA is the Institut national d’audiovisuel and they are a content monster. This is just one channel, of stuff from Thierry Ardisson’s talkshow but go to the “Channels” tab to see all the other INA channels, there’s enough there alone to keep you going forever https://www.youtube.com/c/InaArditube

Hugo Décrypte - probably very well know already, news of the day aimed I guess at the youth, one of my faves https://www.youtube.com/c/HugoD%C3%A9crypte

Ça commence aujourd’hui General interest slice of life interviews, like morning TV https://www.youtube.com/c/%C3%87acommenceaujourdhui/videos

Mediapart https://www.youtube.com/c/mediapart

Pascal Boniface some kind of random ex-diplomat/think tank dude who talks about the geopolitical issues du jour https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4VOE8jQPWUPp4PpNK8zhIg

Le Parisien only short videos of a few minutes but an interest selection of local Paris news https://www.youtube.com/c/LeParisien

Le Monde obvs https://www.youtube.com/c/lemondefr

Les Dessous des cartes - ARTE (there are a lot of ARTE related channels worth checking out) https://www.youtube.com/c/LeDessousdesCartesARTE

Ça se discute https://www.youtube.com/c/%C3%A7asediscute/videos

BOOK VLOGGERS

Mrs Bookyarmand https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0zQ-Sw3GQwmAwPc3EJMYrw

Pikiti Bouquine https://www.youtube.com/c/Pikitibouquine

La bouquinade https://www.youtube.com/c/Labouquinade/videos

Rêve ta vie en lecteur https://www.youtube.com/c/R%C3%AAvetaVieenLecteur

L’art du thriller https://www.youtube.com/c/LesCulottesNoires

BookTrip https://www.youtube.com/c/ReadTrip

Fruit Reader https://www.youtube.com/c/FruitReader

Younggiftedandblack https://www.youtube.com/c/MarinaNtsonga

Bulle Douceur Livresque https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoL-QO8RDjKQNGE2eVcua2g

Antastesialit https://www.youtube.com/c/Antastesialit

La Grande Librarie long running tv show about books, interviews with authors https://www.youtube.com/user/lagrandelibrairie

HISTORY/EXPLAINERS/GENERAL DOCUMENTARIES/SCIENCE

Nota Bene really love this one, variety of different history/science/historical mysteries. I would buy his t shirt if it was in French but it is in English mon dieu! https://www.youtube.com/c/notabenemovies

Toute L’Histoire https://www.youtube.com/c/ToutelHistoireofficiel

Poisson Fecund https://www.youtube.com/user/PoissonFecond

Mamytwink https://www.youtube.com/user/mamytwink

Investigations et Enquetes huge range of long form documentaries, more straight topics and also a fair bit of “paranormal investigations” if that is your jam https://www.youtube.com/c/InvestigationsetEnqu%C3%AAtes Others like this are:

Documentaries Societe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYFI5PGuw_34XaA3SGDkQOQ

Imenio Documentaires https://www.youtube.com/user/imineoDocumentaire

Enquetes et reportages https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7DHcyYJpGiSO0NIE7w_Eug

100 idées de culture generale https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC781HeW_j67wRZ5pqSmLpHQ

Le Precepteur Philosophy https://www.youtube.com/c/LePr%C3%A9cepteurOfficiel

Secrets de l’histoire officiel https://www.youtube.com/c/SecretsdHistoireOfficiel/videos

La Folle Histoire https://www.youtube.com/c/LaFolleHistoire/videos

Passé sauvage https://www.youtube.com/c/Pass%C3%A9sauvage

Destins really long (~2 hrs) deep dive profiles of famous french people https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0EqF6QesMfPF5hat0mIKOg

Linguisticae linguistics/languages https://www.youtube.com/c/Linguisticae

AstronoGeek “une chaîne dédiée à la vulgarisation de l'astronomie. “ https://www.youtube.com/c/AstronoGeek

L’Histoire nous le dira https://www.youtube.com/c/LHistoirenousledira

StringTheoryFR https://www.youtube.com/c/StringTheoryFR/featured

Hygiene Mentale https://www.youtube.com/c/Hygi%C3%A8neMentale/featured

Le Réveilleur climate change/environment https://www.youtube.com/c/LeR%C3%A9veilleur

FILM/TV/THEATRE

La Comedie Francaise https://www.youtube.com/user/LaComedieFrancaise

Gigawatts lore of comic book heroes (I think) https://www.youtube.com/c/Gigawatts

Le Fossoyeur de films https://www.youtube.com/user/deadwattsofficiel

FilmACTU this is all bande annonces (trailers), quite cool to see all the new films/games in French https://www.youtube.com/c/FilmsActu

NetflixFrance I single this out as an official channel because it has vox pops (on the topic of netflix shows naturally) with accurate subs https://www.youtube.com/c/NetflixFrance

La Manie Du CInema https://www.youtube.com/c/LaManieDuCin%C3%A9ma

Videodrome https://www.youtube.com/c/VIDEODROMESC

Cinema et politique https://www.youtube.com/c/Cin%C3%A9maetpolitique/videos

IN THE PANDA https://www.youtube.com/c/INTHEPANDA

MATH https://www.youtube.com/user/MathSeFaitDesFilms

ANIMALS/NATURE

Christian L Biodiversité https://www.youtube.com/user/samy1on

Nat Geo Wild France and Nat Geo France wish these were longer https://www.youtube.com/c/NatGeoWildFrance

SPORT

Les videos des Riles soccer but also TV and general stuff, I find his voice very soothing to listen to for some reason https://www.youtube.com/c/LesVid%C3%A9osdeRiles

Talk My Football https://www.youtube.com/c/TalkMyFootball

MUSIC

Nostalgies 60s70s80s because everyone needs a cheesy old music video now and then and it might as well be French https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVaIULmAmz_2b2fEJwz3xg

La fête de la chanson francaise https://www.youtube.com/c/Laf%C3%AAtedelachansonfran%C3%A7aise

TRUE CRIME

Faites entrer l’accusé https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrjIfq-eWK9BTUhPgQ2IFFg

RevelateurX https://www.youtube.com/c/RevelateurX

Zélia https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClr5mpCfgQ9mgzZfJbPvK1w

Crime District https://www.youtube.com/user/ABcinerama

Serial Killer docs https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwgz2Ks0NDjvE7Wt6JWAOXw

GENERAL LIFE/TRAVEL VLOGGERS (I wouldn’t watch any of this sort of thing in English but they’re good for French)

Le Corps La Maison L’esprit https://www.youtube.com/c/LeCorpsLaMaisonLespritLaetitia00

Le coin d’elodie https://www.youtube.com/c/lecoindelodie/videos

Margaud Liseuse https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP2X3cVGXP0r56gOGhiRDlA

Robin du Garage https://www.youtube.com/c/RobinduGarage

Gabriel Goddyn https://www.youtube.com/c/GabrielGoddyn

Gregoire Dossier https://www.youtube.com/c/Gr%C3%A9goireDossier

Fred in French https://www.youtube.com/c/FredinFrench/videos

Emilio Abril https://www.youtube.com/c/EmilioAb

Julien Fabro https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwCU29EADyPqr-LkngkKE3w

MISC

Pascal Haumont advice on public speaking techniques https://www.youtube.com/c/PascalHaumont

Le Tour de France des Fromagers yeah it's all about cheese! https://www.youtube.com/c/LeTourdeFrancedesFromagers/videos

Khan Academy Francophone not gonna lie, don't actually watch these but if you are into MATHS and stuff …. https://www.youtube.com/user/KhanAcademyFrancais

LANGUAGES, not for French learners but in French, for learners

Progresser en Japonais https://www.youtube.com/c/ProgresserenJaponais

#frenchblr #francais #recs #youtube #reddit #rien es studyin #langblr #studyblr

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mycupofstars · 7 days ago

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Getting to Know Us

Thank you @shipsnsails

Last Song: Danse des sauvages from Rameau's Les Indes galantes, performed by Daniel Hope, I adore this piece it is so cunty like this is a Lestat piece

Favorite Color: Deep moody shades of green like this

Last Book: The House of Whispers by Laura Purcell which was atmospheric but fucking depressing + a quick reread of Starve Acre by Andrew Michael Hurley for book club.

Last movie: The Vourdalak A+ A+ A+ moody artsy fully-committed-to-the-bit queer French gothic just drenched in vintage vibes

Last TV show: I have been sick which means rewatching old peak era SVU for the 5000th time

Sweet/spicy/savory: Gojuchang (my beloved) says I am here to fulfill all of these

Last Thing I googled: Pumpkin mochi dessert recipes

Current obsession: Working my way through Laura Purcell's books since my book club did The Silent Companions. This woman loves a messy unrepentant fucked up protagonist and so do I

Looking forward to: Heretic, love Hugh Grant in his villain era. Cooking for Thanksgiving + a staycation for the holiday. Brunch with Del today at our favorite little tea cafe. I am both excited for and sad for getting near the end of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.

Tagging: @lena221bee @stereomike @bilestat @spookylestat @bookgeekgrrl @persepinas @onionowlwatchingu @theseancequeen @toddisawarlock @harlequinlestat @sewersoul @mathcat345 @ravensknowledge @ahundredbutterflies @bespokecats @dream-boat-annie

I hate tagging people bc I'm always leaving out like 500 beloveds so please mutuals do this!

#tag memes #personal

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lu-luvslestat · 1 year ago

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Lestat is by far my favorite Vampire and the only book i have read 3 times in my live are The Vampire Lestat. I love it, this book have a soul. THANK YOU Anne Rice for all this chronicle, but it so annoyimg to see what they are doing with this chef d'oeuvre de la litterature when come the time to create a tv show or a movie.. Any respect, any taste, any finesse... With that serie they killed Lestat for good and burried him with is real creator, Anne Rice. Its a shame. I would like so much a good movie on Lestat, they put in the garbage the better book of all this story.. Seeing him kill them wolves En Auvergne en France au 19e, le voir passer dhumain a Vampir, comme cest vraiment ecrit, le voir se saouler avec Nicolas a la taverne la ou il parle pour la premiere fois du "jardins sauvage" bin saoul, une vision tellement simple, romantique et esthetique qui donne le gout de tout laisser pour repartir sur la route et aller jouer dans se grand jardins ou il me reste tant de nouveau bosquet a explorer, dodeur a sentir, de creature a admirer et de victime a deguster... HAHA Jai abusé pas mal mais bref jai aimé ca moi aussi, c tout lol

well! you're very passionate lol. I never read the second book but I actually thought the TV show had a good spin on the books and I really loved it. regardless, Lestat is definitely an amazing character in so many ways so we totally agree on that.

French translation: (désolé si c'est mauvais lol)

eh bien ! tu es très passionné. Je n'ai jamais lu le deuxième livre, mais en fait, je pensais que la série télévisée avait une bonne tournure sur les livres et je l'ai vraiment adoré. Quoi qu'il en soit, Lestat est définitivement un personnage incroyable à bien des égards, nous sommes donc totalement d'accord sur ce point.

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medusa1597 · 1 year ago

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you go outside you see johnny depp at the bus stop on an ad for that fucking dior sauvage perfume you go home dazed and afraid you turn on the tv bim bam there he is again this time in motion on your screen ENOUGH PLEASEEEEEEE

#this country .........#meanwhile im waiting for the subway i look around woody allen is there playing the flute in an ad for the worldwide tour he's doing with his #jazz band 😭😭😭😭😭

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multiplesouls · 2 years ago

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Rectification sur...Les alters fictifs 🍁🍂

Une Cleo sauvage apparaît...

Bonjour, je m’appelle Cleo et je suis l’hôte du système Multiple Souls, vous m'avez peut-être déjà vu via mon premier post qui date de 3 MOIS (jamais vu quelqu'un d'autant actif, hein ?).

Bon, aujourd’hui, je veux éclaircir certaines idées reçues, certaines remarques sur les introjects qu'on entend/voit trop souvent, précisément les alters fictifs. Nous parlerons des factifs dans un prochain post.

Nous sommes un système de 21 alters connus, dont trois fictifs. Et ayant leurs accords respectifs, je me permettrais donc de les citer dans cette discussion.

Pour commencer, qu’est-ce qu’un « introject » ?

Un alter à l’image d’une personne réelle (une célébrité, un ami, un proche, un abuseur…) est appelé un introject factif.

Et un alter à l’image d’un personnage de fiction (série tv, film, jeu, dessin animé…) est appelé un introject fictif.

Pourquoi ce type d’alter existe dans un système ?

C’est tout à fait explicable, le cerveau cherchera toujours un moyen de se protéger, en particulier des traumatismes. Il se peut qu’il se dise que si il était telle personne/personnage, il arriverait mieux à se défendre, ou bien il peut s’imaginer que telle personne/personnage vienne le sauver de ce qu’il vit, il peut donc arriver que, ayant intégrer le mécanisme de « création d’alters », il se crée des versions de cette personne ou de ce personnage.

Mais les introjects sont des sujets tabous au sein de la communauté, les idées reçues fusent énormément et ça en vient à une invalidation totale d’un alter, ce qui, vous le comprenez, est injuste.

Il faut savoir que le cerveau fera tout ce qu’il peut pour survivre, tout comme pour les factifs, les animaux, les créatures, les non-vivants et tout autres types qui peuvent être des sujets « interdits » sous peine d’être invalidés immédiatement.

Mais continuons sur notre lancée,

Les fictifs ne sont pas les personnages directement téléportés dans notre cerveau, ce sont des alters à l’image de ce personnage.

Ils peuvent avoir le physique de celui-ci, le caractère, le comportement, le nom, l’âge, le genre, l’orientation ou au contraire n’avoir que le physique, que le comportement ou n’avoir que certains traits.

Mais ceci amène à voir des critiques sur certains introjects, le fameux « Ils détruisent mon personnage préféré », surtout niveau orientation sexuelle/romantique ou genre.

Je me répète, un alter est unique, ce n’est pas LE personnage, c’est un alter à son image. Ils ne sont pas destinés à être exactement comme leur source.

Dans notre système, Izak est un alter qui est une "représentation" de Shikanoin Heizou, dans Genshin Impact. Comme vous pouvez le constater, il n’a pas le même prénom, et il n’a que certains traits physiques mais il a beaucoup de similitude dans son comportement et son caractère, il a également les mêmes mimiques. Pourtant c’est un introject, parce qu’il est à l’image de ce personnage.

Deuxièmement, on entend souvent l’autre fameux « Les alters se crées que pendant l’enfance, c’est impossible d’avoir un alter à l’image de quelque chose de récent. »

Mais c’est faux, le cerveau a appris à créer des alters, il a intégré ce mécanisme de défense et il est donc tout à fait possible que des alters se créent tout au long de notre vie. Il est totalement valide et légitime d’être qui qu’il est, et ce, à n’importe quel moment de la vie.

Et troisièmement, moins populaire mais souvent entendu tout de même, ce sont les phrases à ne pas dire quand on ne connaît pas l’alter en question. « T’es mon personnage préféré, je t’adore ! », « Toi t’es méchant, je te parle pas./T’es mon méchant préféré. » ou encore « T’as vu ce que t’as fait ? T’as pas honte ? » Un fictif n’est pas votre défouloir pour reporter toute votre haine que vous avez envers le personnage dont il est à l’image. Il arrive aussi souvent que l’alter en question n’est pas proche de sa source ou encore la déteste, il est donc préférable d’éviter ce genre de phrase.

Gardez les pour vous, mais souvenez vous tout de même qu’il n’est pas le personnage et que ça peut le mettre dans un profond mal-être d’être associé à celui-ci.

Restons dans la haine apportée aux alters, la problématique de leur source. Certaines sources peuvent être jugées comme sexistes, racistes, homophobes, transphobes, ...

Mais ça ne veut pas dire qu’intérieurement le cerveau est sexiste, raciste, homophobe ou transphobe, il a juste vu en un personnage quelque chose qui puisse l’aider, qui puisse le défendre.

Bref, peu importe la source de l’alter, à quel point il lui ressemble ou à quel point il est différent, il est tout autant valide qu’un autre. Il n’a aucune raison d’être mal vu à cause de telle ou telle chose, il a le droit d’être qui il est sans se justifier de vivre et sans rentrer dans des débats pour être tranquille.

Aucun alter ne mérite d'être mal vu, d'être jugé, d'être insulté, d'être violenté à cause de sa source, je le redis encore une fois, c'est un alter à l'image d'un personnage, donc c'est normal qu'il puisse être différent.

Vous avez le droit d'être qui vous êtes, ne voyez pas ce que voit les autres à votre égard, vous êtes vous, et c'est déjà amplement suffisant. <3

Sois fier de qui tu es, survivant.

Cleo with Izak & T., Multiple Souls

#tdi #trouble dissociatif de l'identité #alter fictif #introject fictif #les rectifications de Cleo

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lonelyvomit · 2 years ago

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There was a perfume ad tonight on tv with Johnny Depp, his guitar, some wolves and gloomy weather. Made me think of you 🖤

Hope you're doing alright friend, have a kiss on your forehead 🖤🖤🖤

Johnny's Sauvage ad 😳🥺🤲🖤 love you Ju 🖤

#asks

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ms-hells-bells · 2 years ago

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johnny depp sauvage dior perfume ad just played on tv :XXXXXX

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noahsinclaxr · 2 years ago

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What is your favourite?

Task #2 challenge from @easthavenhq

Food and Drink

Favorite fast food restaurant? Burger King

Favorite ice cream flavor? Mango or Citrus flavoured.

Favorite chocolate candy? Snickers.

Favorite fruity candy? Skittles.

Favorite kind of sushi? Anything with seaweed in it.

Favorite Asian dish? Beef teriyaki.

Favorite Italian dish? Lasagna

Favorite food of all time? Whatever the wife cooks.

Favorite way to cook a steak? Medium rare.

Favorite breakfast food? Eggs and bacon

Favorite fruit? Grapefruit

Favorite comfort food? Marshmallows.

Favorite dish at Thanksgiving? The turkey (stuffing)

Favorite thing to cook? Casserole

Favorite soda? Coca Cola.

Favorite alcoholic drink? Beer (Budweiser)

Favorite flavor coffee? Regular black.

Television and Movies

Favorite '80s movie? Beetlejuice

Favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Favorite Hobbit from the Lord of the Rings? Samwise Gamgee

Favorite TV sitcom? The Nanny

Favorite cartoon? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Favorite scary movie? Dead Silence

Favorite funny movie? Austin Powers

Favorite celebrity? Arnold Schwarzenegger

Favorite chick flick? How to lose a guy in ten days

Favorite Pixar movie? Up!

Favorite actress over 50? Angelina Jolie

Favorite Marvel movie? Captain America: The Winter Soldier (I mean)

Favorite TV show? Doctor Who

Favorite classic movie? Psycho

Music

Favorite Beatles song? Here comes the sun

Favorite string instrument? Guitar

Favorite instrument? Piano

Favorite band or music artist? Imagine Dragons and Deep Purple.

Favorite music genre? No particular genre. He likes singing along

Favorite style of dance? Lindy Hop

Favorite '80s song? Call me by Blondie

Favorite song you're embarrassed to like? Baby by Justin Bieber

Favorite foreign band/artist? Bob Marley

Travel and Recreation

Favorite state you’ve visited? Michigan

Favorite country you want to visit? Nepal

Favorite thing about America? Family

Favorite kind of vacation? Warm temperatures but loads of culture

Favorite car? Porsche

Favorite way to travel? By sea

Favorite place to go with family? Cyprus

Favorite vacation you’ve taken? Cyprus (honeymoon)

Favorite fictional place you’d want to visit? The Shire

Nature and Animals

Favorite dinosaur? Pterodactyl

Favorite breed of dog? Belgian Malinois and Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Favorite season? Fall

Favorite flower? Lily

Favorite animal at the zoo? Lions

Favorite thing about a rainy day? The smell

Favorite sea creature? Blue whale

Favorite thing about spring? The colours

Sports

Favorite sport? Soccer

Favorite extreme sport you're too scared to do? Skydiving

Favorite Olympic sport? Curling

Favorite winter sport? Skiing

Favorite sport as a hobby Running

Childhood

Favorite nursery rhyme? Hush little baby; don’t say a word

Favorite childhood memory? Going to the zoo with all three of his siblings

Favorite board game? Monopoly

Favorite toy as a child? His transformer action figure

Favorite teacher? Mr Charles from History class

Favorite thing about school? Sports

Favorite age? Preteens.

Favorite Christmas present? A walkman

Favorite Dr. Seuss book? Oh the places you’ll go.

Favorite Halloween costume you've worn? Darth vader

Favorite superhero? Superman

Favorite color Power Ranger? Green

Favorite fairy tale? Hansel and Gretel

Favorite game to play outside? Tag

Fashion and Beauty

Favorite place to shop? Calvin Klein

Favorite perfume/cologne? Sauvage by Dior

Favorite hair color? Brunette

Favorite makeup you can't live without? eye cream

Favorite shoes? Low boots

Favorite occasion to dress up for? Weddings

Favorite hairstyle? ( x )

Favorite outfit you have? Jeans with a form fitting tshirt and a sweater over it.

Favorite soap scent? Dove

Favorite article of clothing? White knitted sweater

Favorite piece of jewelry? Marine dog tags

Favorite thing to wear to bed? :)

Favorite luxury brand? Calvin Klein

#( task. )#( about. )#easthaventask002

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Filmes Cine Aventura

Traz vários gêneros de filmes aos Sábados pela Record TV desde 1993 confira alista de filmes:

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Querem Acabar Comigo

Sobre o Filme

Comédia / 2005

Nick (Ice Cube) se apaixona por Suzanne (Nia Long), uma mãe solteira que tem 2 (dois) filhos, Lindsey (Aleisha Allen) e Kevin (Philip Blden). Nick (Ice Cube) vê uma chance de conquistar a moça. Presa em Vancouver Suzanne (Nia Long), onde está tampando, na véspera do Ano Novo. Suzanne (Nia Long), precisa que alguém leve seus filhos para passar o Natal com ela, em Vancouver, Nick (Ice Cube) não sabia é que os filhos de Suzanne (Nia Long), farão de tudo para transformar a viagem em um num pesadelo.

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Are We There Yet? (2005) Official Trailer 1 - Ice Cube Movie

Emoji: O Filme

Sobre o Filme

Comédia / 2017

Textopolis é a cidade dos Emojis, onde vivem e trampam Lá, todos eles vivem em função de um sonho: serem usados nos textos dos celulares dos humanos. Todos estão acostumados a ter somente uma expressão facial com exceção de Gene, que nasceu com um bug no sistema, que o permite trocar de rosto através de um filtro. Determinado à se tornar um emoji normal como todos os outros, ele vai encarar uma viagem através dos aplicativos de celular mais populares do ano de 2024 e no meio do caminho, claro, fazer novos amigos.

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Emoji O Filme | Trailer Dublado | 31 de agosto nos cinemas

Rápida Vingança

Sobre O Filme

Ação / 2010

Depois de cumprir 10 anos na cadeia, Driver (Dwayne Johnson) só tem um objetivo: vingar a morte do irmão, em um assalto que deu ruim. Um policial (Billy Bob Thornton) prestes a se aposentar. O outro, é um matador (Oliver Jackson-Cohen).

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Rápida Vingança (2011) Trailer Oficial Legendado.

Johnny English

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2003

Pascal Sauvage (John Malkovich) é um criminoso que consegue levar as joias da Coroa britânica, está em seus planos levar também o trono real. Para recuperar as joias roubadas é convocado Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson), que terá como parceira Lorna Campbell (Natalie Imbruglia).

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Johnny English (2003) Trailer

O Bicho Vai Pegar 2

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2008

Elliot está apaixonado por Giselle e eles estão com o casamento marcado. Quando Salsicha é pego por uma equipe de animais domésticos que querem levá-lo para os antigos donos, ele vai ter que adiar a cerimônia para auxiliar o amigo. com Boog, Elliot, McSquizzy, Buddy e as outros animais da floresta, Elliot vai viver uma grande aventura.

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O Bicho Vai Pegar 2 (2008) | Trailer Oficial Dublado

Gente Grande 2

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2013

Lenny (Adam Sandler), Eric (Kevin James), Kurt (Chris Rock) e Marcus (David Spade) voltaram a morar na mesma cidade. Lá, suas vidas seguem o curso vida normal, seja pela existência das dificuldades com as esposas para uns, com os filhos para outros, ou tudo junto e misturado. A coisa dá ruim quando os amigos pretendiam matar a saudade num dia de livre e acabam encarando os rapazes da região, que agora controlam o lugar hoje. É quando eles precisam vencer os fantasmas do passado, eles encontram os valentões que fizeram bullyng na escola. Mas algumas novidades estão para vir, como a vinda de um filho fora do casamento para Marcus cuidar, uma possível gravidez e uma festa, que não vai deixar o lugar divertido.

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Gente Grande 2 | Trailer Oficial | Prime Video Channels

Caça-Fantasmas Atenda Ao Chamado

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2016

Uma professora da Universidade de Columbia, Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig) escreveu um livro sobre a existência de fantasmas em parceria com a colega Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy). O livro, nunca foi levado a sério, é revelado por seus colegas da Universidade de Columbia, Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig) perde o trampo. Patty Tolan (Leslie Jones), uma colaboradora do metrô de Nova York, vê estranhos eventos no metrô, Erin Gilbert (Kristen Wiig) Abby Yates (Melissa McCarthy) e Jillian Holtzmann (Kate McKinnon) se unem e partem para salvar a cidade de Nova York.

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Caça-Fantasmas | Trailer dublado | 14 de julho nos cinemas

Goosebumps 2 - Halloween Assombrado

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2018

Wardenclyffe, Estados Unidos, às vésperas do Halloween. Sonny (Jeremy Ray Taylor) e Sam (Caleel Harris) são amigos, que encontram um livro incompleto guardado dentro de um baú, em uma casa abandonada. Ao abrir o livro, eles acordam o boneco Slappy (Avery Lee Jones), que veem rapidamente. Criado pelo autor R.L. Stine (Jack Black), ele usa os meninos e a irmã de Sonny, Sarah (Madison Iseman), para criar a sua própria família.

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Goosebumps 2: Halloween Assombrado | Trailer Oficial | DUB | 11 de outubro nos cinemas

Bloodshot

Sobre O Filme

Ação / 2020

Bloodshot é um ex-soldado. Morto ao lado da esposa, ele é trazido de volta com poderes especiais como: regeneração e a capacidade de se metamorfosear., desenvolvendo novas habilidades. Ao ter a sua memória apagada várias vezes, ele finalmente descobre quem ele é e vai em busca de vingança.

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Bloodshot | Trailer 2 Dublado

Angry Birds 2: O Filme

Sobre O Filme

Comédia / 2019

A Ilha dos Pássaros se defende do ataque da Ilha dos Porcos. uma terceira ilha aparece e começa a atacá-los, a Ilha dos Pássaros dos e a da Ilha dos Porcos se unem para juntos, possam enfrentar um novo inimigo.

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Angry Birds 2 - O Filme | TRAILER DUBLADO | 03 de outubro nos cinemas

#Filmes Cine Aventura #Youtube

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